stroke dick

what faggots do on chatroulette

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.

by Lays Chips April 9, 2010

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strokes

Being effusive in praise. The verbal equivalent of a hand job.

Did you hear Jon last night? He was totally giving me the strokes.

by TheIranianDream March 29, 2012

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Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.

Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.

by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006

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stroke & slap

when a girl strokes your cock up and down and slaps your cock head in the palm of her other hand.

my girlfriend performed the stroke & slap last night sending me over the edge.

by jminator21 July 25, 2010

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stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.

My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.

by grumpyd December 10, 2010

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