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Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025
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Alien Stage

A youtube series consisting of pain, trauma, and more pain. A heartbreaking masterpiece
person: Hey bro, Alien Stage is all over my fyp. Should I watch it?
me: FUCK TO THE NO
person: *watches it anyways, becomes depressed for the next 6 months
by lmSoFuckingTired March 25, 2025
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Flip flops on stage

The use of flip flops on stage is very debatable, especially if it's a rock concert .

Makes you have mixed feelings.
Es.
"Look, Zac Carper is wearing flip flops on stage. I respect him for performing with them but it also triggers me"
by norightideas September 2, 2019
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Alvins Stage Manager

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.
Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.
by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022
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Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018
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Post-Dopamine Stage

A period of doing an activity, generally a video game, where it has been done so much that the brain no longer releases dopamine from playing it, and instead, it is played out of habit. Almost every top player in a video game has reached the Post-Dopamine Stage. Just because someone is in the Post-Dopamine Stage doesn't mean they are a great player, they have stopped playing the game, or they derive no enjoyment from the game. It simply means they have played it enough that the initial rush of playing it has gone away.
I reached the Post-Dopamine Stage playing Geometry Dash a loooong time ago
by xention09 July 17, 2023
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stage plight

a loud house episode, my absolute FAVORITTEEEE!!!!!
in this episode basically luan wants to get closer to her crush, benny. so she signs up for a stage adaptation of romeo and juliet and yeah. she eventually gets casted for the lead part alongside her crush.

aaaaaand here's the twissssstttttt.........
ITS ACT ONE EFFING SCENE FIVE (aka the kiss!11!!1!!1)
and yeah. luan is waaaaay too nervous to kiss benny on stage, since she's never been kissed b4. and each time she tries to kiss him, she chickens out and uses a whole lot of excuses to get out of it. benny is just effing disappointed he can't smooch her. a few days later, benny quits the play due to this. luan finds him sitting alone of a bench, and asks him why he quit the play. he thought that luan didn't like him at all. luan apologized for constantly freaking out about it, admitting she was too nervous to kiss him. benny was also nervous to kiss as well. they later whipped out their puppets (which are 69% possessed) (did i forget to mention they both do ventriloquism?) and they both admitted that they were in love with each other via venting through their puppets. then they just stop talking suddenly

aaaaaand.........

****cue romantic montage thingy***
THEY KISSSSEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
then the puppets magically come alive as luan and benny kiss

THE END

benny did ac do the play with luan off-camera, and DID AC KISS ON STAGE

also neither of them have been kissed b4
they were both 14, also they are still together.
by luanandbennyforever October 19, 2022
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