Penis snotchel

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

spotchy

Flicking a paint brush against a canvas with paint the canvas becomes or looks spotchy. Or flicking your penis after a male orgasms on a girls face or body making the girl look spotchy. When first awaking from a deep sleep a person's eyes sight may be a bit spothcy seeing blury colorful spots.

After shooting my load on your face you look spotchy.

I am spotching paint on the canvas.

by gasay March 7, 2007

scotch free

This is another way to say scot free according to the people of Taiwan

"He got away Scotch free"

by whoisryan June 11, 2014

Breakfast Scotch

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.

Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>

by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009

scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 4, 2015

Spooch

Dog that eats spinach

Thankgod Lucky was underneath the table to eat the spinach.

by Ernst January 20, 2004

SPATCH-COCK

A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.

1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"

by Rupert Shucks March 9, 2004