SOFFFFF

Sofff is wen tall ass rich kids steal all ur shit so they think there cool. It is wen some1 brags that there good at a videogame wen there 17. SOff defines many halo players across our sweet nation.

Hey look at the SOFFFFF ass kid in his evo listening to georgia.

by Michael Zadok December 28, 2005

Spiff

Something you drop off in the toilet.

A: Dude, wanna go out and bang some chicks?
B: Sorry, I've had a bad stomach lately.. oh damnit, gotta go drop a spiff.

by marichuu July 24, 2007

Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.

Check her out, she's spaff worthy!

by Jon Arne June 2, 2007

Spiff Wicked

Someone that is beautifull, and very groovy. She is the envy of all those that gaze apon her.

You are so Spiff Wicked, you have enough Spiff Wicked to go around...im so jealous.

by Goats n Skipping ropes February 23, 2008

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

Spiff

A total idiot. sombody who has wound you up, for doing nothing but being stupid.

I just got off the phone with a total spiff!

by shoomust February 13, 2009

Scoffins

Bread Doe cut into circles and fried until golden brown.

Wow Scoffins for breakfast!

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010