Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

splatrolling

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.

Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.

by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015

Splash Fart

To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

splash n rash

The act of giving a handjob in a public pool.

I saw derek getting a splash n rash the other day in the wave pool .

Callum keeps itching his junk, must of been from that splash n rash he got last week.

by YourLocalGrower November 17, 2016

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

Splace

A combination of place and space that can be used when describing a space within a place or a place within a space.

Typically used in an earthly setting but could also apply to a place within outer-space.

I need to find a quiet splace to read.

by Hazelnut99 April 18, 2018

Splarch

when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.

Carlie splarched all over Bret and Colin’s jean jackets last night.

by splarch9000 November 24, 2017