soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 19, 2018

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 01, 2017

Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus January 26, 2012

Soft Gatekeep

saying something sucks so people will lost interest in it

“I tried that sushi spot Kevin said suck the other day and it was really cheap and good he soft gatekeeping us”

by RicoShlong January 28, 2022

soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.

My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.

by bashasrus666 May 16, 2018

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Soft Cash

A woman repaying her debt to a male person by having sex with him.

Michelle repaid John with soft cash after he lend her $60 last week.

by fummy July 23, 2015