Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 2, 2017

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.

Soft Vanilla, lemme get a piece of that ass.

by The Original Soft Vanilla May 8, 2018

man soft

adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.

man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.

by cloud9c January 23, 2011