butt snorkeler

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.

1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.

by Mad Max9991 October 6, 2016

Snorgtees

the absolute worst t-shit company that tries to make PUNS jokes, the three things they are missing when they MAKE the shirts is: Beer, High IQ's, And a godamn sense of nowaday's humor

Iggy: Hey, dude, you got that Snorgtees shirt?
Dan: Ya, like it?
Iggy: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
Dan: I like the humor!
Iggy: the humor... THE HUMOR!? you have NO fucking soul! you fuck!
Dan: Ya know what? i'll fucking change into a better shirt!
Iggy: Great idea!

by your best idiot April 25, 2010

Snorkel

The act of holding your breath while drinking liquid out of a girl's vagina.

Excuse me miss. I have terminal hiccups, and the only cure is to go snorkeling in your privates

by Plumm November 4, 2011

snoggery

Indulgence in the act of snogging

"So did you have a good date last night? Was there any snoggery?"

by techgirl April 23, 2007

mexican snorkel

a sex position where the girl puts a guys balls in her mouth, and the gives the guy a hand job, and thus the erect penis looks like a air tube.

I was trying to perform the Mexican Snorkel, but his balls were too big for my mouth!

by soysaucebunny June 11, 2006

snore-dog

term used to describe clothing that is boring, drab, communistic.
Without detail or character
plain

That D.A.R.E shirt is a little snore-dog.

by John Craig May 6, 2006

snore.org

Pronounced "snore dot org". Often times the opposite of bomb.com. Said generally when things seem boring, uninteresting, or just plan terrible.

I saw Horton Hears a Who with my friend.. totally snore.org.

by Nicsty June 26, 2008