local singles 

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

local singles by MikeGames February 15, 2014

town singer 

An illegal prostitute in a city.

Town singers usually do their business in the abandoned church.

town singer by System0X April 25, 2017

you single 

The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.

9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.

Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.

9 year old: hey you single.

other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.

9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...

Son: you single?

Mom: umm what...

you single by JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE June 20, 2017

Super single 

Single and nobody likes you or are even close to liking you.

My relationship status is super single

Super single by Mo2314 June 15, 2018

Navi Singh 

A 5/10 b**chless fatty. One of the most boring people you will meet. A liar with a tiny deformed d*ck. Fumbled the baddest b*tch due to him not knowing how to act around other females.

How did Navi Singh pull her??

Navi Singh by realasitgetslol March 24, 2023

My singing monsters 

My singing monsters is a hit game produced by Big blue bubble made on September 4th 2012. In the game you breed or buy monsters that produce noises. If you get enough monsters they begin to form a coherent song.

Do you like to play My singing monsters?

My singing monsters by Jaydeedub March 27, 2023

singles awareness day 

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.

Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

singles awareness day by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009