Shitting Your Nathan's

Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral

Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Shitting Dirty

Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Nat’s house.

I’ve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like I’ll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.

by Koknballz December 22, 2020

Shitting_cutely_uwu

The hottest most segc mf on the planet. Follow him right now cause she funny asf, not to mention they swagy too.

Person 1: have you heard of shitting_cutely_uwu
Person 2: no
Person 1: fuck out of my face

by Rae😩 February 28, 2021

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

Shitting bricks

When you shit so hard the bricks come out

Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.

Person B: bro wtf tmi

by narly walls January 18, 2022

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023