Red Face Session

An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.

From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."

by Roundstone April 10, 2023

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending

Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!

by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010

having an acoustic session

masturbating without a vibrator

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.

by :^| December 30, 2020

Call out session

When the ops . Calling you out- pressing you or the got damn levee just broke on a ton of shit been holding in for too long.

Yo, I’m sick of this shit Mike , LETS FUCK UP THE WORLD.
HEY JANEY , MIKES A DOUCHE LETS FUCK HIM UP.
JANIE LETS FUCK8NG STILL MIKE SHIT SO HE CANT DJ SATURDAY.
Yo Dave I’m sick of 5he sumbliminals you calling me out? Call out session?

by ic3qu33n December 12, 2021

Sessionable

An adjective for someone or someone's body parts that inspire a lengthy love making session.

Omg girls, have to say, Steve's such a sessionable guy.

Frankie, I know we are at breakfast with friends hearing this right now, but your ass is so sessionable.

by Kinkyhagguslover August 13, 2022