Tramp Screw

definition: 1.) Having sexual relations with a (Jersey) girl with a butt-spew tattoo after buying her 3 drinks. 2.)Middle-aged women sleeping with hobos and bridge dwellers by offering alcoholic beverages to entice fornication. 3.)Allowing oil company executives convince you to grant them billion dollar tax cuts just prior to raising gasoline prices to record levels. (see: assuming the position.)

1.) Man, I went out with this chick last night, but she was a total Tramp Screw. Never again! Friend: "Nice tattoo, huh?"
2.) Ruth: "Betty, I found a really interesting guy!" Betty: "Really, someone you met at work?" Ruth: "No, he's just a tramp screw I found at the Soup Kitchen - but fun anyway!"
3.) Dick Cheney: "What transpired behind closed doors with the Energy Task Force is of no interest to you, just merely a silly little tramp screw." George W: "Heh, heh, what he said..."

Tramp Screw by Timothy Gilchrist August 31, 2008

Double Jew Prius Screw 

When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.

A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?

E: Anything for you Andrea.

N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?

E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.

N: I want no part of this.

E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.

A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.

J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!

Double Jew Prius Screw by ppoo383 December 19, 2012

Skull screw 

The act of pulling someones eyes out and fucking in that hole.

Lindsay lohan is soooooo going to get skull screwed in jail!

Skull screw by youguessedright August 10, 2010

Rusty Screw 

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman

1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.

Rusty Screw by Panzer23 April 26, 2011

f-screw 

1. To fuck/screw at the same time 2. to have dirty sex with

Man that guy is hott, im gonna f-screw him!

f-screw by Kc_Kit-Kat November 16, 2006

Hawaiian Cork-Screw 

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

Hawaiian Cork-Screw by Beastman911 June 17, 2013

chew and screw 

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

chew and screw by nick1122 June 3, 2007