schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

by xkikdtykcxjf August 2, 2023

schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

schlingter

Someone who has sexual intercourse with their grandmother often, with it being their only form of sexual release

He's upstairs with nan. He's a schlingter, you know.

by Eli Ruebenheimer October 19, 2023

schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

Schloink

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.

I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.

by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

Schloinkus

When you are a creature of schloink

Schloinkus:gnaheheha
Fuck boy Tom: aww shit (running and sweating)

by Official word Nugget November 13, 2023