schligger Lip

an abnormally large space between your nose and your upper lip

Chrissy's schligger lip is two hot dogs wide

by Tony bizzalthazor December 13, 2006

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

schlonged

To get beaten very badly.

"Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama" - Donald Trump

by DirkSmallwood April 21, 2016

suck puppy schlong

To be extremely crappy or of poor quality. see also craptacular, craptastic.

That last Matrix movie sure sucked puppy schlong.

by Omni November 12, 2003

Ridonkulous Schlong

A penis that is beyond ridiculously long, its a ridonkulous schlong!

"dude, i bet jordans has a ridonkulous schlong!"

by suppmelll September 23, 2009

Schlinky

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.

I had Schlinky in my game earlier

by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009