scoff

bitch cough

Carlie does not cough because coughing is for peasants, she scoffs instead.

by Potato Taco September 23, 2019

Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

scuffmas

A really Jank broken Christmas full of shit presents

Dude did you see the lazarbeam scuffmas vid? it was lit you should subscribe to Lazarbeam on YouTube

by Thelonelyterrorist January 21, 2020

Scofflaw Voter

A short dictionary definition of "scofflaw" is "a contemptuous law violator." In practice it is often used to refer to a husband who stops paying his court-ordered alimony or child support. But, the term "scofflaw" can also be applied to US citizens who have the right to vote in elections, but who neglect to do so. In our democracy, voting is the most basic civic duty. Unless blocked by voter suppression, illness, or other understandable reason, voting should never be neglected.

Given all the current frustration with our national government, one primary cause of bad or weak government is the almost 40% of eligible voters, the scofflaw voters, who for whatever reason or rational, choose not to vote .

by PPpdddddddcc February 8, 2020

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Scef

Bacteria on your bumhole

Shurrup youve got scef

by Angelica325 March 14, 2020

scuffed alarm

that kid named vincent on fortnite

person 1: who are you playing with??

person 2: scuffed alarm why?

by p0landspringfan August 22, 2020