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Samed

To be back handed (bitched slapped) by your again boyfriend, while you are intoxicated and accusing him of being hitler.
Sam had enough of her drunk ass when she called him hitler and samed the bitch!
by Foxgoer April 21, 2022
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A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
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quote same

another way of saying "same" or "me too". You're taking a 'quote' of whatever another person said and saying you feel the same.
"Man that test totally wrecked me"
"Quote same"
by itsabries March 31, 2017
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Sameness

Granny Gabi’s word for saying same. The best way to say same 😩😻🤙🏼😗✌️🙈
I’m so excited for the gift cards.”
“Sameness”
by Granny Gabi June 7, 2021
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“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size
Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.
by Hateroops October 27, 2022
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fishing in the same hole

Bro. We were totally fishing in the same hole last night!
by Kamillia May 28, 2022
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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