Sausage Fingers

Small, short, wide, obese fingers that resemble jimmy dean sausages. Makes it nearly impossible to use touch screen technology such as ipods, cellphones, etc.

Her sausage fingers grotesquely touch three letters at once on her touchscreen keyboard.

by Garald November 14, 2011

Sausage Gel

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

sausage casing

A woman so fat that her skin looks like a sausage casing...there is no room left to expand.

That sausage casing girl looks about ready to explode.

by BS Fatonovich July 7, 2006

sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

by Brandon October 21, 2004

sausage-wallet

a large, capacious twat

"Good heavens, Lady Pimbleshire! That is the biggest sausage-wallet I've ever laid eyes upon!"

by Lee Henman April 1, 2003

sausage party

a mostly male gathering, if there are females present, they are usually taken (spoiled) or are not worthy of attention (rotten)

what a lame party! tottally sausage. well there was a rotten meat taco with extra cheese, but who hasent eaten that tonight?

by sassette March 25, 2003

SAUSAGE PARTY

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all males that includes sexual overtones.

by reptiles October 4, 2002