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Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back

When ordering from In N Out Burger you may ask for a " Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " , and receive a special ordered cheeseburger with fries on it. Asking for this animal style will also make it animal style, and asking for a " Double Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back " it will be a Double-Double cooked to these standards.
May I have a Richard Simmons with a Shaved Back please?

Richard Gere 

A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
Richard Gere by PPabs October 12, 2003

richard newcomer 

a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass

Richard Gere 

Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.
Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.
Richard Gere by Miniskwinkie December 28, 2005

richard head 

richard head by Rich T May 17, 2006

Richard Montgomery High School 

A high school where there is just about every single type of person you can think of. You have the IB kids, the strangest people you will meet. You have the typical jocks and chads shagging all the girls. You also have every racial group you could think of. The dosent have a special ed program but it seems that way walking by some of the people in the halls. You also have the druggies who have outstanding warrants and no future what so ever.
Thank God Cole Dyson moved away from Richard Montgomery High School.

Ahh, Richard Montgomery High School the place where the druggies smoke behind the school in Elwood.