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covidded relationship

When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.
“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”
by Atomicfiretruck April 18, 2020
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Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!
by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016
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Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.
“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”
by Zagorzan November 27, 2019
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religion

religion:exist
politician:i can exploit that
if you dont vote for me you are anti semetic
religion
by thechas3 November 30, 2020
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Hulu and relax

A generic alternative to Netflix and chill. Though Netflix and chill is a euphemism for sex, Hulu and relax is actually watching Hulu but complaining to your significant other/booty call about the mainstream popularity of Netflix.
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person: *sighs* We're going to watch Hulu and relax
by Ubiquitous Jackson October 21, 2015
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relationship gut

The process in which after being in a relationship for a certain amount of time, you let certain physical aspects of your appearance go.
Jim: Joe's gained a bit of weight ever since he locked in his girlfriend.

Matt:Hes getting a little bit of a relationship gut. I hear he doesnt manscape as often now either.
by ooberhack3r December 1, 2009
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religidiot

"Religidiot," rhymes with "Village Idiot."
Derogatory term for a Christian Fundamentalist...who usually deserves it.
"This was once a nice, quite town of tolerance and intellectualism until the religidiots took over and burned all the books in the public library."
by Carl J. Maltese March 31, 2007
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