Rub Rash

When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch

Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!

by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018

rug rash

(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.

A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.

Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.

by Ldub0775 September 29, 2023

rash monkey

Someone who knowingly has sex with people after discovering that they have an STD, spreading it.

Is Rachel really going out with that guy? She knows he's a rash monkey, right?

by theccw November 11, 2019

Rash

Stress and anxiety from a shitty boss or work environment.

I can’t go into work today, I feel like this rash is getting out of control.

by Raz0rface December 30, 2022

Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024

grundy rash

After gettin mudbutt, term used to show advanced stages of the mb , usually after a long day of walkin on the golf course

Ryan: Dude i gotta sit down i got the grundy rash
Homer: dam son i only got the mb

by Stew-unit July 13, 2007

Rash

A group of men. We can speak of a herd of elephants, a gaggle of geese, and a rash of men.

Rashes are irritating and persistent; sometimes they are just a mild annoyance, other times, they can be life threatening.

“I don’t want to go to that club. There’s always a rash of men at the bar.”

by DeeBee1967 November 19, 2017