cock punch

A swift punch, delivered to a male's genitals.

He is such a fucktard, he deserves a good cock punch.

by Bob June 1, 2003

daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

God punch

A serious blow to the top of a person's skull, as though God himself was throwing the punch from the heavens.

When Phil yelled at Steve: "godabed"
Steve responded with a God punch, giving Phil a concussion.

by Victor Stevens II September 17, 2005

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

tongue punch

Sharp quick tounge thrust to ass hole.

Pay the bill and let’s get outta here so I can get you home and tongue punch the shit out of you.

by Scratch7 December 28, 2017

Punch Fuck

To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.

I punch fucked your mom last night

by weg December 15, 2003

punch in the brown

Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.

Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!

by Grimholtt November 30, 2007