Poot

Exactly that.

"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."

by TundraFeever December 10, 2021

Poot

Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot

Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal

by Entomodel August 05, 2017

ha poot

spitting

i ha pooted on ur mum

by sexyprisoner22 May 11, 2022

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude March 05, 2016

flying poot

flying poot is a baby flying but is legendary

Look it’s LEGENDARY FLYING POOT

by he judge April 30, 2022

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

poot huffer

A person who has to make a crude observation every time someone passes gas.

What's that smell?
You're such a poot huffer!

by bum dharma July 22, 2010