Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.

Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.

by Zaytes March 16, 2017

Niger please

Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.

Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!

Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)

by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008

self pleasuring

masturbating oneself

the headmaster shouted "KEVIN! ARE YOU SELF PLEASURING YOURSELF AT THE BACK THERE!"
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.

by theWestHamfan December 9, 2003

squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.

First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!

by Captain Sham May 5, 2006

please

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 6, 2004

pleaser

"he is quite the crowd pleaser" entertainer - a person who tries to please or amuse.

"That girl is a real crowd Pleaser"

by VishalfeZ December 20, 2016

Please Explain

A phrase used by authority when the proverbial s**t has hit the fan/someone has done something really stupid and the responsible party/scapegoat is being called to answer and take liability for their actions (also known as getting a boot up the backside).

There have been reports of abusive language in front of customers, and management has asked for a Please Explain.

by Fascist Grammar January 17, 2012