heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.

*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.

by Mark H September 23, 2004

The Theoretical Plate Standard

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

by Dnom March 28, 2019

Gold-Plated Rule

Have done to you what you would have done to others.

This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.

The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.

by The Tastiest July 25, 2019

dip your plate

To add food to your dinner plate. Term used in the south.

KIDS! Supper is ready....Come dip your plate before the food gets cold!

by Tangelina March 6, 2007

step up to the plate

take responsibility (compared to a player taking his turn at bat)

It is hoped that everyone will step up to the plate.

by Midav March 1, 2017

Blue Plate Special

A sexual act involving three people where one person gives a man a blowjob while another person gives the man a rimjob, at the same time.

Dennis said he wanted a threesome, I propose we give him the blue plate special.

by rmc79 October 4, 2012

Potato Waffle Plate

A plate in the form of potato, with holes in used to place your food on. You can also eat the plate after you have eaten your meal, If you are still hungry. (Not recommended for re-use)

Barry: Hey man, Wanna come round to my house for tea?
Scott: No not today, Im not very hungry.
Barry: Yeah but i've got Potato Waffle Plates.
Scott: Well seeing as though you put it that way, I think i'll come over.

Potato Waffle Plates change everything!

by OrangeBlob250 September 9, 2011