penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

Over Pencil Sharpening

The term used to describe a person who sharpens his/her pencil every 2-5 minutes, (because they always want it sharp as it can get) resulting in their pencil ending up 2 inchs long the next day.

My friend always over sharpens her pencil. She is Over Pencil Sharpening.

by Caitlin13579 November 3, 2008

penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

pencil

1) a graphite shaft encased in wood, usually with some type of rubber eraser fashioned to the end

2) licnep spelled backwards

1)
Steve: Dang! I broke my graphite shaft encased in wood!
Steve's Friend: You mean your pencil?
2)
Pencil!

by teddy l. June 3, 2007

oh my freakin coloured pencils

something to say when you go to a private seventh day adventist school and you can't say "oh my god"

allie couldn't believe it so she said "oh my freakin coloured pencils!" (cause she saw some lying on the desk)...(true story, by the way...)

by Allie <3 September 7, 2008

pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

Penile Member

Fun phrase to call the male genitalia

Did you see the size of his Penile Member???

by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008