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chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011
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4tech block

4tech block is when someone blocks you for no reason
by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021
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Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.
He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.
by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010
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Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019
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Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one
She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.
by Dummydum November 27, 2020
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Uworld block

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.
"hey wanna get dinner"
"sorry im out ! gonna do a uworld block! "
by Starzforeva December 4, 2017
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018
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