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Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.
Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.
by Larry the pedophile June 14, 2015
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Stinky Mudslide

You do this when you have to urinate but do not want to stop having sex, the male simply pulls his penis out of the vagina and enters the anus. At this time the male should quickly urinate. Once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the vagina quickly and reach orgasm as rapidly as possible. A mixture of urine, feces, ejaculate and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both anus and vagina. The flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
With two young boys intimacy was very rare for Allyson and Adam. They were pressed for time. This rare moment of sexual explosion needed to happen now. Adam made the call … He would not be going to the bathroom. The Stinky Mudslide was their only option.
by HingleMcCringlebery August 31, 2015
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italian mudslide

The act of an over fed Italian dumping on someone's chest
Bill and Tony just had one hell of an Italian mudslide
by D167 December 14, 2015
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Cheeseburger mudslide

When two cheeseburger loving landwhales(fat asses) are fucking and one partner askes the other for a cheeseburger and that partner pulls an un-digested one out of their gaping asshole fresh off the mcasshole grill.
*land whales fucking*
"Oh baby oh yes"
"Baby I'm hungry can I get a cheeseburger mudslide?"
"Ohhhh sure cutie coming right up!"
by Gaki ass May 13, 2016
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Nigerian Mudslide

When you shit on her back, then run at her and put your legs up to let your dick get in dat ass.
Yo, my bitch was sittin' on da bed last night, so I did a Nigerian Mudslide on her ass.
by Jezus The Great and Holy May 20, 2016
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dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
by Masterbeaner October 7, 2016
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Samoan Mudslide

You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "

"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 22, 2016
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