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mudslime 

A term designated to no-good muslims (usually pakis, who have a lot in common with indians) who do nothing all day but prowl the streets to rape white girls, attend bomb-making lessons at their local mosques, and complain about rampant islamophobia. In essence, they are worth less than mud and slime, and are a tremendous burden to their communities; they will put up mosques and have prayer calls (athan) out loud for muslims to direct toward the mosque to pray, they will create sharia patrols pretending to be moral arbiters, and they'll play into the hands of (((them))) when they push for multiculturalism and open borders.

(Disclaimer: this is coming from an arab, and there are some arabs who fit this bill, but arabs should not be confused with muslims, neither should muslims with mudslimes)
go back to your shithole country you fucking paki mudslime

get your hands off our women you fucking bastard mudslime

oh great another mudslime preaching about islamophobia

Dorchester Mudslide 

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.
Dorchester Mudslide by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015

frosty mudslide 

When a woman defecates while pushing semen out of her vagina, resulting in the appearance of white frosting on the fecal matter.
Holy shit! Jennifer just made a frosty mudslide after the gang bang. I thought it was an accident but Eric paid extra to film the whole thing and take it home as a souvenir.
frosty mudslide by woowoocas October 8, 2014

Tuscan Mudslide 

Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.
"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."

"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."
Tuscan Mudslide by Moosehead88 February 18, 2015

California Mudslide 

When you are in a 69 with a chick and she let's go and shits on your face.
I was in a 69 with my girl last night and the bitch pulled a California Mudslide on me.
California Mudslide by AssAttack March 28, 2015

Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide

The Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide involves the following; one extra large adult diaper, and a heaping dose of laxatives. To carry out the act, two people engaged in coitus wear the same adult diaper an hour or so after consuming the laxatives. Ideally, during climax the fecal material should begin to leak thoroughly, coating the couple.
My grandmother got a serious urinary tract infection after doing the Ft. Lauderdale Mudslide.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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