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Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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mudslide

Before sex a male eats a whole plate of brownies by himself and holds it in then just before intercourse he takes a laxative. During sex the male begins to have diareah in the girls mouth, it will overflow and run down into her vagina like a mudslide, where u then proceed in fisting her asshole until shit erupts out of her asshole. mudslide
Dude, i just ate a whole thing of brownies think im gunna give my girl a mudslide
by hornymom210 March 17, 2014
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Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere
Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.
by Sydw33d February 9, 2023
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Mongolian Mudslide

The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.

Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.

To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.

The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏

This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.

Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
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Rocky Mountain Mudslide

When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.
I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.
by Hasaakii March 17, 2017
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Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide
Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it
by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023
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The havasu mudslide

When a girl gives you head while you are sick so you are constantly spewing from both ends and some of it gets in her hair and you use the mix as lube,this move was invented during Memorial Day in lake havasu Arizona
Dude I ate something bad last night but Stacey still gave me the havasu mudslide
by Lord O'Pimps June 3, 2016
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