Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.

That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.

by kiba108 September 18, 2010

Moron

One more adjective you would find to describe Donald J. Trump.

Donald J. Trump is a moron.

by aarc May 14, 2016

moron

A word originally meant to describe somebody of a mental ability between 50 and 79. Now used mostly to describe George W. Bush.

1. Before it became slang, it would have been perfectly acceptable for me to refer to Forrest Gump as a moron.
2. Bush is a moron.

by JohnJF May 2, 2008

moron

1. The person at the opposite side of the debate (n)

1. He did not agree with me! He is such a MORON

by abolish ignorance July 31, 2005

Mormon shuffle

What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities.

Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

Whiny moron

Somebody who has nothing better to do than bitch about how definitions at urbandictionary.com are "hateful" or "stupid" or whatever. :P

1. "Delete that definition, the punctuation is hateful!"

2. "This is not a real slang word. I have no way of knowing this, but I'm sure its false!"

3. "Moan moan moan, bitch bitch bitch!"

by Ken Rosenberg October 1, 2004

Mormon laid

When a Latter-day Saint ('Mormon') engages themselves in the act of kissing.

"dude, i kissed her last night!"
"man, you got MORMON laid! yeeee ssonn!"

by Bekky Gibson March 25, 2008