the dirty mop job

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob

Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

by the mastermindz March 9, 2007

spot mop

(n) apparatus used to clean area of floor where cum/semen has dripped on. (aka, paper towel, wet wipes, kandoo wipes, tissue, hand, sock or negletion... 'it's all good')

"Yo we needa cleanup on aisle two, that bitch needs to spot mop that fucka"

by red mc jenkins May 29, 2007

Sex Mop

That crazy wild mop on top of your head after crazy wild orgasmic sex filled with sweat and other debris that fell from the ceiling and walls as you woke your neighbors screaming and moaning, pounding against the wall.

This can be intensified with orgies.

John: Wow! look at your hair man! It is a mess!
Adam: Yea, well I just got done having wild crazy sex.
John: Thats what a call a "Sex Mop!"

by Gutterhead October 18, 2009

mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee

she mud mopped him all night long

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

Honey Mop

The small patch of hair on a man;s face, located under the bottom lip, also referred to as a soul patch.

"I wish I could save some of that sweet essence after I go down on my princesses vajayjay".

"Yo huggy bear, just grow your ass a honey mop and you'll have a flavor savor for hours".

by mojoson April 22, 2010

dirty mop bucket

Where a man with diarrhea shits in a girl's mouth. Then, as she holds the feces in her mouth, the man dips his penis into her mouth and proceeds to make mopping motions on her body with his shit-covered penis.

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear all the commotion coming from the dorm across the hall last night?

Guy #2: Hell yeah! Andy must have been giving Savannah another dirty mop bucket.

by Crowberry July 2, 2012

Dick Mop

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.

Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!

by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013