monshroom

noun; season of heavy psilocybin mushroom (i.e. 'shrooms') growth, distribution, availability and/or use which lasts for several months and has lasting cognitive effects.

Monshroom season has hardly begun, but I'm already burning out.

Last monshroom season left me feeling all alien, man. You know, all like, reptilian and shit, like a reptile or something.

by Cursiveanna June 8, 2007

mooched

Getting fired before you even start your job.

"Did you start at the pizza place yet?" "Naw, I got mooched."

by jm_gray July 31, 2017

Mooch

a period of time lasting ten days and characterized by chaos and upheaval.

I haven't bought tampoons in a mooch}.

by AznTxn August 4, 2017

moochababy

A sexy a as guy who gets all dem gals and some of data dudes but he turns them down because he's probably already got a girlfriend and he's just dope

Petrisha:oh my God moochababy is so hot isn't he
Jackie:back off petrisha he doesn't have time for your last season Sinclair's heels

by Coolguydan March 15, 2020

moochie

man coochie.

located below the ballsack.

my boyfriend rubbed his moochie all over me last night

by joemama12355 August 23, 2021

Phone Moocher

Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.

- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."

by infected xD July 27, 2010

hot.momshmu

The thirstiest mf you’ll ever meet
Creaming over pixels

“Hey isnt that hot.momshmu ?”
“yeah”
“They so thirsty for this kaeya guy..”
“ikr..”

by Dawnmeow September 1, 2021