mojob

A muppet blowjob also known as a muppet neck

Kermit gave me the greatest mojob I've ever had.

by ChodeDogLover69 January 13, 2016

mohonri

Mohonri is a peson who calls people out and never backs down from a challenge, although he loses most of the challenges.

"That guy's name must be Mohonri"

by JasonMurraz August 28, 2016

mojo

A word used among hispanics to describe someone or one self universally such as foo,dude or bro

whats up mojo?

by hot08filth June 16, 2016

Mojo

A Mexican that thinks he's cool but really isn't.

Look at that mojo! He needs to take that dye out of his mohawk and take of those earrings.

by Roycev June 4, 2016

MojoYayo

The clear and white category of drugs (cocaine)(crystal meth) while being snorted only that allow a full confidence in your conversation skills and generosity!

Got a little get together later so I'm going to go get some mojoyayo!

by J.fanatic October 16, 2016

mijon

brazilian portuguese ofensive slang for a coward or a shallow male person. For female is mijona.

Seu namorado somente fala sobre futebol e mulheres! Es un mijon!!!
Your boyfriend only talk about soccer and women! He is a big shallow!!

by matbontir December 22, 2016

mojoy

The most awesome person... she causes nothing but joy with her massive smile. She is a joy to be around and can't watch someone be alone. She is a major extrovert but we love her and her catchfrases. She is also a genious at using idioms. People call her names but it won't phase her as she doesn't pay any mind to those with nothing nice to say. She isn't the smartest but there is never a dull moment with her around. She is also known as Momo.

Wow... maybe if I were more life Mojoy I would enjoy my life more.

by Mj.S March 26, 2017