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molestering

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.
Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.
by David Rutherford February 5, 2004
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Chester the Molester

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!
by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014
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Modesto

A town near the bay area and San Francisco.
It has a good nightlife and a very large music scene. It is home to a diverse culture of 300,000 people, although a lot of them are Mexicans.
Everyone here smokes pot, does ecstasy, pops pills, meth, coke, something of the sort.
If you don't you're generally a manga nerd.
It is home to these high schools:
-Davis High School
-Downey High School
-Enochs High School
-Beyer High School
-Johansen High School
-Modesto High School
-Elliott Alternative High School
-Pace Alternative High School

and others that are considered a part of the district:
-Gregory High School (currently being built)
-Ceres High School
-Central Valley

there are also many private and charter schools.
Modesto is famous for murders, famous people being born here, and molestation/gang cases.

We say hella for every other word.
Tagging is becoming a huge part of teenage misconduct.
"Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad."
by pseu August 4, 2008
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Molesticon

A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans
Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!
by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003
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moleste

Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity

From b3ta.com due to the swear filter that replaces "hug" with "molest"
That's a moleste picture! Keep it below 250 KB!
by bloobloobloobloo January 9, 2005
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chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car
(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"
by B from Bell Town April 23, 2009
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molestache

type of mustache: not quite a pornstache but just as creepy.
looks like: John Mayer trying to grow a Tom Selleck mustache. John Mayer has a molestache.
by skweakrz March 8, 2011
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