Layder

A term used by the speech impediment.
A term derived from the word "later" as in "See ya later"

Victor- Hey dude I'm gonna head out.
Travis- Ok layder man.
Victor- What the fuck? Did you just say layder?
Travis- LOL my bad, I'm a fucking speech impediment moron.

by e-victor February 24, 2008

Layer Cake

When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.

Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.

by FrequentShitter February 15, 2017

Laynette

The coolest chick ever. Always has something to say, always make people laugh. Better than what you find on perezhilton.com
Everyone loves this Laynette and she is the sunshine of your day. No one ever wants to let her go. She is the center of attention and you love her. She will make you feel loved. She is a magnet and everyone else is the piece of metal. Consider yourself lucky to have found your Laynette. If youre a guy you'll want her, but never have her.

Laynette, will you marry me

by ohheavensno July 19, 2010

7 layers

A really fat woman's stomach

I can't believe you slept with that woman. She was a total 7 layers.

by Randolph Swanson September 25, 2003

Brozone Layer

A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.

See Friend Zone

Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked

by igotbrozoned March 28, 2012

Laufer

two men going 69 on each other while two other men fuck the others while tied to a table.

Fred, Gorge, Chris and Kyle preforemd a Laufer and were late to work because they couldnt ride a bike afterwards.

by Jesus 911 January 7, 2010

Laynette

Laynette is one of the greatest people you will meet. If you happen to find a very rare person named Laynette you are very lucky to have found her. She is a lovely soul. She makes everyone feel better about themselves. You will always want her around. Dont ever let her go.

dude im in love with laynette, oh no way?! Im in love with laynette too!!!

by nobuenoedith July 19, 2010