Kooni

A persian term used to describe Iranian men who prefer bumming other Iranian men. This is due to iranian men's inability to schmooze the persian ladies.

I think Cyrus is Kooni? How do you know? His dick tastes like shit.

by ScubaSamm August 15, 2025

Kooning

Kooning is where you jerk/finger/rub somebody else off, but you cum instead of them.

"I was kooning with Melody marks, it was great!"

by epicgamercode12 November 5, 2025

Krazy koon

When a raccoon convinces himself he's a penguin because he's tripping balls on acid

Dude, is that a krazy koon?
I'm not sure man, I'm tripping balls

by TittyboyKILLA March 29, 2017

Zach Kornfield

Popular YouTube personality who play a big part in Buzzfeeds show "The try guys".

He refers himself as a "hairy Jewish princess".

Person 1: Look, who's that?
Person 2: It's Zach Kornfield from "The try guys".

by Sophie Clara June 30, 2017

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 7, 2018

Griffin Koonsman

A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004

Holy shit griffin Koonsman is raiding the castle!!

by Benya mom over September 27, 2019

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019