jubong

a jubong describes a person with a very small penis. this word originated from canada

a jubong does not describe someone who was born with a small penis (not a genetic condition) it does however describe someone whos penis became small due to outside influences (cutting, circumcision accident, emo-ness, etc)

Edwin is such a jubong

by linkness September 3, 2008

Uncle Junior

slang for extremely short and slim wang

I burst out laughing, his Uncle Junior didn't even touch the sides

by MJLD August 14, 2010

junior burger

Someone fresh, a rookie or anyone new to the game. Someone inexperienced in the drug game who has no idea what they are doing or buying.

1. "I don't want you giving my number out to all your 'Junior burger' friends, they can't keep their mouth's shut."

by Diego July 12, 2003

jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY

I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School

by Catsonweed May 30, 2018

Jumbo Jigglers

Big ass titties!
A extreamily large pair of bresticals... AKA jigglers
A person (Jess) can be called JJ for short due to these certain atributes.

Damn have you seen jess's jumbo jiglers? They're so big... they could be fake.

by Foshibby December 3, 2003

junior cougar

a junior cougar, aka a "cub", is a woman 25-29 years old who goes after younger men. some day they will blossom into cougars.

This is to be distinguished from a "cougar", who is a woman 30-39 years old that goes after younger men. Or even a "double cougar" (40+ years old)

oooh man we went out to the bars last night and there were these gold-digging junior cougars who were all over us.

by smith5565 February 10, 2008

junior frosty

When one sticks one's dick in a block of ice then jacks off

Bro I can't believe Justin gave himself a Junior Frosty. That shit must have hurt.

by EerieEagle October 10, 2017