IRISH REAM

Wipe finger with Irish Spring soap and finger a butt hole.

My farts always smell so fresh after a Irish Ream.

by Bayou Boujee April 30, 2021

Marinating Irish Man

white male (irish), most likely lives on an 'island', enjoys dock working, budweiser or any beer he could find, hanging with his BROSSS and MARINATING (apparently they think their hawaiian). You will not find this person sober on weekends. WHITE PRIDE - likes corn beef and cabbage. St. Patricks day is a bigger holiday then christmas. Has rosy cheeks and pale skin. Obsessed with his 'BROS'....... mic, camel jockey, etc.............

That boy Gerald is such a Marinating Irish man.

by Greaseballllllllllllll April 15, 2011

irish goodbye

Leaving quietly out the side door of a party or bar without saying goodbye to anyone. Mostly due to the fact that family or friends would most likely take your keys away for being to intoxicated.

next morning:

Irish goodbye O'leary? You should not have been driving!

by Scott F from Beantown April 15, 2008

irish kisses

An irish kiss is when you get farted on. When someone farts in your face. Sometimes it's when your sleeping and they do it on your face.

I was sleeping and Jason farted on my face. It was unpleasant.

by Big Poppa Schronmon September 2, 2005

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011

Stereotype Me, I'm Irish

Stereotypes include but are not limited to: Drunks or being drunk, bar-brawling/brawlers, leprachuans and unsophisticated twats.

It's also the perfect Shut the fuck up/stfu sentence to some leprachuan-chasers.

"The Irish have always been victims of terrible stereotypes- that we're drunks and bar brawlers.
It makes me so mad i'm gonna get drunk and punch someone"- The Black Donnellys NBC

Guy1: hey hey- can you get me a four leaf clover?
Irish Guy: Stereotype me, I'm irish.
Guy1: Wtf?

by Cillian S October 29, 2007

Irish math

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009