ipod meaning i-pee-o.d
by ayoitzmiiduh January 30, 2010
Get the ipod mug.Acronym: Intellectual Pretender Orating Derivatives.
A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
The scene from Good Will Hunting between Will and Clark in the Harvard bar is a great example of Clark being an iPod.
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
by theredking April 27, 2010
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Fixing your youtube playlists to work like an ipod without the portability and inability to keep the songs you selected because of Vevo.
by JDx11 June 29, 2011
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Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.
Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?
Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........
Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.
Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........
Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.
by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009
Get the Shaking Your Ipod mug.v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.
by basshunter2 April 5, 2010
Get the install an iPod dock mug.Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
Get the ipoding mug.Apple's smaller and more manageable player in the iPod HDD family. Now available with brighter colours in only Blue, Silver, Pink and Green with either a FOUR GIGABYTE or SIX GIGABYTE hard drive. These new models also manage 18 hours of battery life. The FOUR sells for around £130, the SIX, £170.
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