horse shit cigarettes

a brand of Mexican smokes from TJ Mexico

smokin horse shit cigarettes is just like kissing a dog's ass after a warm dump!

by itichie_nocanpo August 29, 2006

Horseland

A website that used to be full of cool kids that is now full of losers and the occasional decent person. The people who own it don't give a toss about whether there moderators are calling people - THEY JUST DON'T CARE. The new people are about 10 && go around shouting "Owwww I just slit my wrists."

PATHETIC.

Horseland Forum --

Emochild <3 Heartbroken: I just slit my wrists
HOTEMOCHICKANDCHEERLEADER: Me too! We are sad together
Hannah Montana: Hi, I am the real Hannah Montana!!
Emochild <3 Heartbroke: Your not Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana: Yes I am - YOUR JUST JELOUS

by I am annonymous January 11, 2009

Trojan Horse

A virus-like program that pretends to be something else in order to get into the system.

From _The Iliad_, by famous dead poet Homer, when the Ithacans gained victory by hiding in a huge wood horse so they could get into Troy.

The Trojans were not in the gifted program at warfare school.

by Larstait November 6, 2003

rocking horse shit

Something so rare as to be non-existent.

He told the truth? That's rarer than rocking horse shit!

by Finbarthebad June 5, 2007

ride a white horse

To sniff cocaine

She went to ride a white horse, don't wait up.

by Le_ska July 2, 2008

Horsecunt

a freakishly dirty and gaped cunt or a complete or total douchbag, popularized by Sir Rah Shid.

God that kids a Horsecunt

by Prohetofdoom August 28, 2010

Horse Cock

A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.

Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!

by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020