The Horn 

The feeling you get before you decide to beat off. Usually with following up to the beating of the dick unless there are people around in which case the horn increases until you can't take it anymore.

Bob-" Hey man what's with you? Your face looks all weird."

Lil JJ-" Yo I'm in the horn right now son. I think i need to use yo computer for about 15-20 min."

The Horn by The Chree April 1, 2007

hornbag 

A person who is really horny

"Oh my god, Sally is such a hornbag! She gets around too much"

hornbag by McDolphins December 14, 2015

guinea horn 

An oversized, massive clitoris that is so big that it can be frightening and occasionally mistaken for a male organ. It has been known to make grown men run for their lives.

Man, I got Cindy's pants off, dude, and started rubbing her crotch and she got a guinea horn that jumped up and sprang to life! Scared the crap outta me!

guinea horn by Hornshark May 15, 2006

Poo Horn 

As in "Shoe Horn", the Poo Horn is an implement used to ease toilet blocking turds of unusually large dimensions round the tight fitting U-bend.

The standard Poo Horn is a bristled utensil usually found behind or next to the bog bowl, but pretty much anything can be used as a Poo Horn to deal with problem size poo's (coat hanger, bread knife etc).

My comfort dump was so big I had to poo horn it round the u-bend and flush three times!

Poo Horn by Quants April 28, 2006

unclipped horn 

an uncircumcised penis

If you have an unclipped horn, be sure to clean the lint out of your penis hood.

unclipped horn by Michael J Cox December 3, 2010

horn dog 

(noun): feeling very horny.

I'm a horn dawg today.

horn dog by Jake February 28, 2004

horn dog 

a guy who wants sex 24/7. carries on sexual conversations via text or talking with multiple girls to increase his chances of getting something from a girl. also lies about his feelings to most girls he talks to so he can trick them into thinking he cares about them just so he can get some head from them.

Mormand is such a horn dog, I read his text messages and all he does is talk about sexual stuff with a bunch of girls.

horn dog by mermanski April 5, 2011