cowboy hanky 

the act of using your forefinger to block one nostril while blowing forcefully through the other nostril to remove all kinds of crap that collects.

His parents were relentless in their efforts to make their son the ultimate outdoorsman. He just wanted to dance; the only thing that gave him satisfaction was blowing a cowboy hanky on every hike because it made his mother break out in a rash.

cowboy hanky by sanduski June 10, 2009

Tom Hanking 

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

Tom Hanking by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018

Tom Hanksed 

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

Tom Hanksed by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

Mr. Hankey blumpkin by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Harte Hanks

The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.

Harte Hanks by c0balt January 27, 2003

hankty

adj: Pissed off; uppity; aggressively excited; ready to fight (esp. verbally confrontational); irritated; bad attitude in response to something disagreeable. Origin is unknown - but usage was way back in the 1970's (approximately 1974). No - it did not start in some "college" in 2003! Was a well known and used expression decades before that.

"I don't care how you feel about what I said, bitch - don't get all hankty and get your ass kicked!"

hankty by magusat999 February 11, 2008

Hanksexual 

Being sexually attracted to the madness combat character "Hank J. Wimbleton". It's invalid and mocks the LGBTQ+. I will hate you forever if your Hanksexual.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm Hanksexual-"
Person 2: "Get out."
Person 1: "Wha-"
Person 2: "G E T O U T."

Hanksexual by That one MC Sheriff fan July 8, 2021