girlfrienditis

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

100% official and not fucking with no one else

He said we weren't dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Hisprincess33 June 27, 2016

A GIRLFRIEND

something you will never get

If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below

Fuck you you will me single forever

by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018

Gridfaced

The adjective describing someone who slept on their tennis racket.

Tom is gridfaced since last night.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

gailf

great-aunt id like to fuck

dude, jesses great aunt is a total gailf

by asasasasasasasasasasasfffffffc July 26, 2009

Girlfond

almost a girlfriend. your not really in love, but your not casual either. You are potentially exclusive, but neither of you ask questions.

Yeah, she's my girlfond. Its good enough for now.

by Headcircus August 25, 2010