Glood

glood - foolish individual

Person 1: ur such a fucking glood!

person 2: what the hell man

by mistermulch March 4, 2026

Gloinky

Someone who is unbelievably awesome

"And Im Gloinky!!!"

by Gloinky August 17, 2025

gloodge

Real sticky cum.

Carl: Hey, did you see Carl's new car?
Carl: I don't get it.

Carl: Gloodge is real sticky cum.

by CarlsNewCar October 4, 2025

Gloxide

A man, large CP (CYBERPUNK NOT CHILD PORN!!) enthusiast, closet racist (sort of..), and a known sexual predator in Lethbridge.

Hey Gloxide, wanna jerk eachother off in the Sauna?

by crystuim October 4, 2025

Glider

Noun. A male individual with a rather smooth ass that 'glides' onto cocks.

Isaac: "Hey doesn't hector have a really smooth ass?"
Jonathan: " Yeah I bet it's so smooth he just glides real easy onto cocks"
Isaac: " What a glider."

by Jonner Man April 26, 2025

Gloink

To scarf down or consume in haste.

Dude, I gloinked that burrito down.
Joey Chesnut can gloink a hotdog down in 20 seconds.

by Doctah Vin May 5, 2025

Geoid

A pub in the West Indies

I went to the Geoid last night.

by Job Le November 12, 2025