garnsied

-Acting in a manner without the consideration of others.

-Being forced to deal with someone taking forever to perform various acts.

-You guys didn't wait for me to go to lunch, you totally garnsied me.

-Ok, shut up. Your story has garnsied me.

by skuzme210 June 7, 2011

Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.

Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.

by emogurl721 August 4, 2011

Garner Mode

When a person is feeling extremely upset after a break up or bad rejection, he or she is in "Garner Mode"

"Man that girl I've been talking to left me for no reason, the same day I kissed her."
"Sounds like you're in Garner Mode."

by Mixmastermike September 1, 2013

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 15, 2015

garnished dish

Not an obscure sex term.

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"

by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015

gladner

The most gayest person you will ever meet

I like to be with men
Gladner means to be with other men and to be gay

by Ctrace October 4, 2016

garner pool

To manipulate external factors so as to virtually ensure one's own wager takes the grand prize.

AKA: pool pot, call the question, Koch-lloquialism.

That mofo been a thorn in my side and his boy pissin me off now too! Imma Garner Pool on his ass.

by BlackbirdD71-SRT-BigD/SOARs August 18, 2016