by lips lisp November 03, 2015
1. Male sexual excitement. Becoming sexually aroused to the point of penile erection. Growing a boner, stiffy or hard on.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.
1. “Whenever Sarah gives me that look, she know's I'm getting hard”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”
by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 24, 2016
-When you hook up with an old flame and you pour in hundreds of dollars and all your time and energy and you buy her nice things and she says she's in it for the long haul, but then leaves you when you don't suit her anymore for a Mexican and you're left with nothing but an empty wallet - that's what it means to get shit on.
-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."
-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."
by Atronox Cult February 14, 2014
by Cobble May 30, 2015
by iq December 03, 2002
A fuckin hilarious comic strip with the hyper, cat-nip stoned cat Bucky, fat yet respectable Satchel and their owner Robbo. A funny strip of random and odd jokes. Not as good as Calvin and Hobbes but close.
Bucky- "I AM THE MASTER OF THIS CURTAIN!I AM THE MASTER OF ALL WINDOW TREATMENTS.YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Satchel- "Ha ha, Catnip, the gift that keeps on giving."
Rob- "Stay out of my room!"
Satchel- "Ha ha, Catnip, the gift that keeps on giving."
Rob- "Stay out of my room!"
by Enzo Ferelli April 11, 2005
"Dude did you see what happened to timmy? He got oofed!"
"I am going to get oofed"
"Remember when we played roblox last night? Bob got oofed!"
"My professor oofed me" (vine)
"I am going to get oofed"
"Remember when we played roblox last night? Bob got oofed!"
"My professor oofed me" (vine)
by Chinese babies December 12, 2017