sour faced

A sour face is used to express reservation, thereby allowing one to gossip later.

The sour faced bitch sat while looking down disapprovingly

by Vader1994 January 3, 2016

J flaked

A rapper who recycles his rap lines

I got a sick vendeta/to get this cheddah/ im a savage i damage....yo you j flaked that from 50 cent

by Dj Fino October 6, 2006

shit faced saturday

when you get shit faced...on a saturday

Last Saturday I was so shit faced, I pooped NEXT to the toilet instead of in it...shit faced saturday...CLASSIC!

by shkristy April 17, 2010

big faced hundreds

"new" hundred dollar bills with the big face of ben franklin, the older bills had smaller faces

"whaaats in my pockets dawwwwg? big faced hundreds!!"

"rob your stash house double down out in vegas
i been spendin hundreds since they had small faces"

by miller6612 July 16, 2011

flacemi

(v) premature ejaculation

dude, you just flacemied all over my wife!

by jessiefranco January 24, 2008

FaceDitch

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009