verb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.
adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.
adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.
That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!
Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?
I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.
Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?
I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.
by Schultz Hardin May 1, 2006
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1.Pink Floyd performed a Federer-esque performance in recording the album "Wish you were here".
2.Jennifer Hawkins is to sexy what Roger Federer is to tennis.
2.Jennifer Hawkins is to sexy what Roger Federer is to tennis.
by ringo21 February 29, 2008
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by TheTypoPoopcicle June 26, 2016
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After a long day of arguing with fundie Christians on the Internet, Aaron "Neckbeard" Lewis put on his fedora and at that moment, he was fedoric.
by Jjthejet May 30, 2013
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An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
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Did you see Fedor's fight against Randleman?, he landed on his neck and managed to win the damn fight. Now THAT is a warrior.
by JavierCL June 13, 2007
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