Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

bar face

usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex

Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"

Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"

by Natron B November 6, 2009

Face Battle

What we should use instead of kiss

We face battled roughly as we loved each other and couldn't stop the feeling

by Niall is a sexy fucker December 30, 2013

Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011

shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.

Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.

by Fucking ass's already using my name September 17, 2005

face palm

The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*

by kirbydude January 16, 2007

soy face

The face a nu-male makes when taking a selfie with his mouth gaping open.

Also known as glory hole face.

Joe's always on instagram taking selfies with that really awkward soy face.

by uncle__fester June 12, 2018