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I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.
"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*
by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2
Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out
by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024
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Finana

Damn, your fish is such a Finana.
by PomuHub August 19, 2021
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Final Exams

A stupid ass test which you spend all your fucking damn time studying for. They are completely useless as hell and can kiss my ass.
Fuck final exams! They are so fucking pointless!
by Rebellereign May 21, 2017
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Finale Stuff

Radio friendly term for cum, (usually male, but occasionally female). Coined by Lisa Way, radio personality from the Dave and Chuck the Freak show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
I hope the foot sniffer didn't finale stuff until he got home.

He was hard to catch, because he never left finale stuff behind for evidence.
by CherrySigler October 28, 2013
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